Branching out

Call it a bit of foolishness, but I've actually gone on MySpace. Its a bit of a dreadful place, akin to a pioneer town or something - very little rule or order. So sex spammers rub elbows with world leaders (not unlike the real world I suppose...). I have managed to meet up with some old High School friends I wonder what ever happened to.

MySpace Profile is here, should you want to enter that hive of scum and villainy.

The Cutiest Nephew ever!

This is my nephew, Shane. He enjoys sleeping, eating, and going in his diapers. He totally rules.

Finally, I can post again!!!

Sorry, no posts recently, but I've been having one hell of a time posting to blogger. Something was screwy with my profile.

So, here I am again.

My neice has arrived.

I am very proud to announce the birth of my niece, Sasha who was born on May 15th, 2007 at 8:03 pm. She weighs in at 7 lb, 12 oz. She's a really cutie!

While she's isn't my niece in the true biological sense, I have been officially designated as her uncle. I suppose in a more traditional setting I might her Godfather. I have been preparing for that possible event as well by running around with orange slices in my mouth.

Torturing myself with Telemundo

For those of you who are know to flip a channel or two on the box o' evil, check out the Telemundo Network. Its one of the Spanish language channels. I like to watch it regularly as I can make up my own translations for the ever pervasive Soap Operas. The fact there are so many hot women on the shows, it boggles the mind doesn't hurt either!

Fun with AdSense

As some might have noticed. I have AdSense ads at the bottom of this blog. I have done this strictly for the absurdist-surrealist poetry that only contextual ads can create. For instance when I type in the phrase Nazi Sex Midgets, the ads below will search for phrases to match their ads to. It might be that phrase. It'll be interesting to find out.

George Carlin - Owners of This Country

You have to Laugh or Cry...