Genital Discrimination at Office Depot!

Well, I'm a bit miffed. I keep hearing that size doesn't count, but apparently to the advertising department at Office Depot it does! Today I received an email from Office Depot with the subject "Huge Member Savings"... Being me, I fired off this reply email:

Dear Size Queens,

Does the savings extend to those of us less generously endowed?

Yours etc,

Mr. TeenyWeeny.

I'll be interested to get a response from the corporate team.