A New Oxymoron: Yoga Studio Potluck

I've just returned from a potluck/open house at the Yoga Studio down the street. They got the open house part down, no problem. The potluck was a bit less impressive, but what should I expect with a group of mostly anorexic women chatting among themselves and eating carrot sticks... Mostly vegan chili and other foodie FEMA-like disasters.

Damn, I need some beef.